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This Music Contains Material for Adults Over 18 Only
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You gotta go Wham - Bam -- Thank you, ma'am, for the lovin'
You gotta go Wham - Bam -- Thank you, ma'am, for the lovin'
When livin' and a lovin' comes to pushin' and a shovin'
Go Wham - Bam -- Thank you, ma'am!
Gentlemen...
And I use the term lightly.
If you got a woman
You gotta treat her rightly.
Gotta wine'er and dine'er and make her feel finer
All nightly.
Well, I say, gentlemen...
Like I said before,
If you got a woman
Don't treat her like a whore.
Gotta tease 'er and squeeze 'er and then you gotta please 'er
Some more.
You gotta go Wham - Bam -- Thank you, ma'am, for the lovin'
You gotta go Wham - Bam -- Thank you, ma'am, for the lovin'
When livin' and a lovin' come to pushin' and a shovin'
Go Wham - Bam -- Thank you, ma'am!
Well, I say, gentlemen...
Like I said before,
If you got a woman
Don't treat her like a whore.
Gotta tease 'er and squeeze 'er and then you gotta please 'er
Some more.
You gotta go Wham - Bam -- Thank you, ma'am, for the lovin'
You gotta go Wham - Bam -- Thank you, ma'am, for the lovin'
When livin' and a lovin' come to pushin' and a shovin'
Go Wham - Bam -- Thank you, ma'am!
Gotta wine 'er and dine 'er and make 'er feel finer
When livin' and a lovin' come to pushin' and a shovin'
Go Wham, Bam... Thank you, ma'am!
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Ride, Rumbelly, ride...
Dust off your panhead and ride, Rumbelly, ride.
Glide, Rumbelly, Glide...
Bust out your black-sled and slide, Rumbelly, ride
Spent ten long years down Huntsville way,
Never shed a tear but I longed for the day when I could...
(RIDE) and rumble with my friends and
(RIDE) until it offends!
Gonna dust off my hog and put on my colors,
Get a brand new tattoo, get drunk with the fellers and
(RIDE) 'til I got bugs in my teeth and
(RIDE) 'til there's blood on the street!
Don't give a damn 'bout no helmet law.
Gonna ride buck naked down to Arkansas.
Kick those piggies in the ass,
Gimme rum and gimme grass (and)
(RIDE) 'til I finally feel free!
(RIDE) yeah, it's my destiny!
Ride, Rumbelly, ride...
Dust off your panhead and ride, Rumbelly, ride.
Glide, Rumbelly, Glide...
Bust out your black-sled and slide, Rumbelly, ride
Back at the joint in the Texas sun
Got to the point where I'd dream of the fun when I could...
(RIDE) and rumble with my friends and
(RIDE) until it offends!
Gonna crank my Harley and hit the road
Play Bob Marley and loosen my load and
(RIDE) 'til I got bugs in my teeth and
(RIDE) 'til there's blood in the street!
Gonna find me a woman who likes to swallow
She gonna shake her ass and then she'll follow
All the way to Tennesee.
God damn, I'm fuckin' free So I'll...
(RIDE) 'til they bust my ass!
(RIDE) 'til I'm out of gas.
I'm outta here!
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Don't cuss. God dammit! I told you, don't cuss.
Don't cuss..God dammit! I told you, don't cuss.
If you have to go and you just can't wait
Don't say shit, say defecate.
If you find a neat chick and she wants to mate
Don't say fuck, say fornicate.
Only assholes use bad words
Like shithead, butthole, pussy and turds.
Saying "fuck you" is such a cliche,
My only advice is, "Watch out what you say!"
Don't cuss. God dammit! I told you, don't cuss.
Don't cuss..God dammit! I told you, don't cuss.
Don't say stuff like, "Stick it up your ass!"
Saying "Mother-fucker" sounds really crass.
Don't say "Fuck you!" say, "Fuck you, please!"
And while were at it, "Who cut the cheese?"
People are fuck-heads who have to swear.
Don't say "I don't give a shit" say, "I don't care."
"Eat me where I pee!" is such a cliche.
My only advice is, "Watch out what you say!"
Don't cuss. God dammit! I told you, don't cuss.
Don't cuss..God dammit! I told you, don't cuss.
Don't cuss. God dammit! I told you, don't cuss.
Don't cuss..God dammit! I told you, don't cuss.
When you're having sex, you don't have to curse.
"So you can't get it up?" Bad language makes it worse.
"I don't know what's wrong, it's never happened before!"
There's no need to cuss out the shitty little whore.
Asking, "Who broke wind?" is much more smart
Than saying, "Hey, cock-bite, who cut the fart?"
"Fuckin' son-of-a-bitch!" is such a cliche.
My only advice is, "Watch out what you say!"
Don't cuss. God dammit! I told you, don't cuss.
Don't cuss..God dammit! I told you, don't cuss.
Don't cuss. God dammit! I told you, don't cuss.
Don't cuss..God dammit! I told you, don't cuss.
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Don't forget the Vet!
He was fightin' for you.
Don't forget the Vet
And the Red, White & Blue.
He laid down his life,
Went under the knife...
He's a veteran - tried and true!
Runnin' through the jungle,
Merical point-man.
Had a tour of duty
Down in Viet Nam.
Wrecked a Saigon bar.
Got a Silver Star.
He's a soldier - he don't give a damn.
Lost a leg in Laos
In the middle of Tet.
So he dropped some napalm
And watched them VC sweat!
Had a belt full of ears
And a heart full of tears.
He's a veteran - so don't you forget!
I joined the Army,
They dressed me up in green
They issued me a rifle
And taught me to be mean!
I'm a Vet...(oh, yeah)
And I'll never forget... (no,no,no)
All the friends I lost
The war and the cost.
I'm a soldier - on that you can bet!
Don't forget the Vet!
He was fightin' for you.
Don't forget the Vet
And the Red, White & Blue.
He laid down his life,
Went under the knife...
He's a veteran - tried and true!
He's a veteran - tried and true!
He's a soldier - tried and true!
He's a hero and he did it for you!
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"I'd like to sing a song about my dick!"
The Panhead Pirates are pirates of pleasure.
They go down in the bush country lookin' for treasure.
They spelunk the caves way down in the bush,
Up in the Tetons and back on the tush.
But there's one big fella that's worse 'n' the rest,
He's my one-eyed warrior - (God damn, he's the best!)
He's got a big red head and a funny expression.
He hangs out a lot 'cause that's his profession.
He lives next door to a couple of nuts.
Out back there's an asshole who smokes up the butts.
That big old fella is solid as a rock.
He's my one-eyed warrior - (He's a big old cock!)
He's my one-eyed warrior...(Answer: He's a one-eyed warrior.)
He's my one-eyed warrior...
He's my one-eyed warrior...
He's my one-eyed warrior...
He's ten inches long - 'bout eight inches 'round -
He's the baddest dick in the whole damn town!
Grab your ankles
Hold your breath!
I'm gonna give you
the "BIG DICK OF DEATH"!
Look out, little lady, he's got an erection!
Standin' at attention for your inspection.
Don't smother him with rubber 'cause he's gotta pee.
(He's the meanest penis that you'll ever see!)
He slides in and out. Make a young girl shout.
He got a hole in his head but he's good in bed.
Girls. Say hello,
To my one-eyed warrior!
He's hung like a jury.. like the state of Missouri.
He does all my thinkin' when we start drinkin'.
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Virgil stuck his finger in the mouth of my gun
Accidentally blew out his brains.
So I sent a box to his mother from her son
And in it were Virgil's dear remains.
When the box was opened you could hear the lady shout,
"Oh my Virgil was a handsome guy."
Now she locks herself up and she never goes out
'Cause all that remained was just an eye!
But I'm just glad that I can see the world
I'm just glad that I can see.
Drop me in a glass of ice-cold beer
Pour some whiskey over me.
Slide me down the bar to that sexy girl
Let me see what I can see.
Put me up your little private world
Where the sun won't shine on me.
"Here's Bud in your eye!"
"I'm just one blood-shot son-of-a-bitch!"
"Roll on, brothers!"
"!gnol thgin lla ...yldetaeper uoy kcuf-ttub ot ekil d'I"
THERE'S MORE!!!! Go to Part Two
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