It was brought to my attention that Ms. Hillary Clinton shaved her twat! The Presidential candidate's wife addressed the Pagosa Springs Rotary Club last week and hiked up her skirt and exclaimed, "Read my lips...no Bush in '92..."

I hope you find this information useful.

Sincerely,


Capt. Rumbelly
Director
T.W.A.T. (The Wild Ass Team)

P.S. Any donation to T.W.A.T. would be greatly appreciated! All money received shall be used in the treatment of Bill Clinton's beard-burn. Thank you!