16 MARCH 1996

THE BEE'S KNEES
Dallas, TX 75218

RE: Alleged Bee's Knees reunion. (Knees buttplugged)

Dear Knees:

Best of luck with your performance! Wish I could be there but I'll be in Stockholm accepting my Nobel prize in physics from the Swedish Academy of Science. Those people are really a pain in the ass, but I'm obligated...oh, well.

Give my regards to our friends and fans and break a leg!

Your Pal and world-renowned physicist,

Capt. DC Rumbelly, Ph.D., Ph.C., M.O.U.S.E.

P.S.
If you guys happen to see any teen-agers that look like me - tell their mothers I'm dead. Thanks.