TACT: Any fool can tell the truth - but it takes an intelligent, sensitive fucker like me to use tact...you asshole!

ADVICE: Sometimes it seems as though the people who give out all the advice are the ones who need it the most. (Captain, heal thyself.)

PREACHING: Sometimes people who think they are conversing are really pontificating or preaching. (Shut the fuck up!!)

UNDERSTANDING: Some people only listen to what they want to hear. Consequently, they believe only what they choose to believe. (Understood?)

TRUTH: Some people misconstrue the facts and create their own truth. They rationalize and sanitize. (Blow jobs aren't sex!!)

DELUSIONS: Some people have a selective memory and select only memories that work for them. (I might be delusional, I forget.)

RELIGION: Belonging to a religion doesn't make one virtuous. (Bumper sticker: WE LOVE OUR PRIEST! My bumper sticker: YOUR PRIEST LOVES YOUR SON!!)

CHRISTIANS: If you believe that Jesus Christ is the son of God then you are a Christian. It doesn't matter if you are a bad person, you are still a Christian. That just means you are a bad Christian. (Bad Christians go to Heaven, but no beer...)

LOOPHOLE: Confession is the biggest loophole in all of religion.

RELATIONSHIPS: There is no such thing as a perfect relationship. No relationship should be based on conditions. Some people will never find happiness in a relationship because they are unwilling to compromise. Some people will never find happiness in a relationship because they don't listen. (Run that by again?)

JERK: Anyone who says, "I don't like where this conversation is going" is probably domineering and manipulative. (Jerk!)

HATE: People should try to understand others, not change them. If you can't understand others you should not hate them. Walk a mile in the other man's shoes and keep walkin' - FREE SHOES!

YOU: The common denominator in all your problem relationships is you. (That's right, fucker! Maybe you're the asshole.)

PILES: The larger the pile of discarded relationships becomes, the more resentful you become. (Hey, I resent that, fuckwad!)

I think I'll stop now 'cause I don't like where this conversation is going!