NOTES: The Adventures of Captain Rumbelly and the Panhead Pirates is one of the most cleverly crafted and hilarious party albums to come down the pike in years! You don't have to be a sick and crazy outlaw biker to enjoy this CD... but it sure helps.

People have been known to laugh so hard while listening to these songs that they blow beer out of their noses! There are a few tunes with slightly socially redeeming qualities, but that's about it. Rumbelly and his leather-clad mates take the listener on a bizarre trip into a crazy beer-soaked world full of fun and mysterious adventures.

Some have described Captain Rumbelly himself as a modern-day Jason (with a hard-on). Others have described him as a beslubbering flap-mouthed malt-worm. In any event, the good Captain has developed a cult following since the release of the tape cassette in 1994 and his subsequent arrest.

One can only imagine the multitude of sickos who write to him after advertising for two years in Easyriders and Prison Life magazines! Since the creation of the website and release of the new CD with two additional songs things have gone crazy. What with playing the "Mountain Oyster Circuit", biker rallies, pajama parties and whore houses, is it any wonder that Mrs. Rumbelly had him institutionalized for a short time? (They tried marriage counseling but he fell in love with the counselor...)

Actually, Rumbelly has recorded with such notables as Airto, Jimmy Carl Black of the Mothers of Invention, Anson Funderburg, Mickey Raphael, Marc Benno, Johnnie Taylor and Jimmie Spheeris. He's played with Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Bo Diddley, Chuck Leavel of the Allman Brothers, Anson Funderburgh, Jay Boy Adams, Dickey Lee and a bunch more.

The musicianship on this recording is impressive! Standouts include Dr. Haystack on slide guitar, a cadre of fat guitar players, Thumper on bass and, of course, the fantastic horn section! Rumbelly's voice sounds like he's been gargling with turpentine, but it is an endearing quality to the listener and by the end of the CD he is your best friend. This work is peppered with his incredible screams and infectious laughter. Throw in a couple of slutty women who know how to purr - well, it's a treat!!

This CD is perfectly legal (in most states), it's non-addictive, no protection needed, no assembly required, it will not bitch at you and it's ribbed and lubricated for your listening pleasure. ENJOY!!

By the way: No animals were mutilated or molested during the production of The Adventures of Captain Rumbelly and the Panhead Pirates. (They thought about it, though...)